If the title of this blog has drawn you in, then you may actually be part of a very small and strange group of people that really doesn't like free shipping. This rare species of shopper is also adverse to sales and discounts of any sort. If this describes you, then we suggest that you wait until next week (the week of October 17) to shop EcoFriendlyGreenThings.com, because we are offering free shipping this week.
If you were inspired to read this piece because the title confused you, as you're pretty sure that everyone and their mother loves free shipping, then you came to the right website. As I stated above, we are currently offering free shipping on our entire green-ventory of sustainable, organic, natural, and off-the-grid goods. Yes, ladies and gentleman, we will lovingly wrap and package each Eco Friendly Green Thing, take the box to the post office, and send it to you, completely free of charge -- all out of the goodness of our hearts.